Inspired by a game of perdedor's on KGS. Long live Temple of Go!
(;SZ[19]AW[co]AW[eo]AW[fo]AW[go]AW[io]AW[dp]AW[hp]AW[jp]AW[bq]AW[dq]AW[hq]AW[jq]AW[kq]AW[cr]AW[ir]AW[kr]AW[mr]AW[ls]AB[ep]AB[gp]AB[eq]AB[gq]AB[dr]AB[er]AB[hr]AB[jr]AB[is]C[The goal is not to die. We no like ko 'round these parts.]GM[1]FF[4]CA[UTF-8]AP[CGoban:2]ST[2]RU[Japanese]KM[0.00]GN[ ]PW[ ]PB[ ]FG[259:]PM[2]
(;B[fp];W[js]
(;B[fr];W[gs]
(;B[gr];W[hs]LB[ds:A]LB[fs:B]C[Black dies. A and B are miai.];B[fs];W[ds];B[is];W[hs]C[Game over, man.])
(;B[fs];W[ds];B[gr];W[hs];B[is];W[hs]C[Behold the one-eyed monster.])
(;B[ds];W[fs];B[hs];W[gr]C[Don't you just hate that?]))
(;B[gr];W[hs];B[fr];W[gs];B[fs];W[ds];B[is];W[hs]C[Game over, man.])
(;B[gs];W[fr]
(;B[fs];W[ds]C[So sad. Only one eye.])
(;B[gr]LB[ds:A]LB[fs:B]C[Black dies in gote. A and B are miai.])
(;B[hs];W[fs];B[gr]C[Still dead.]))
(;B[fs];W[gr]
(;B[fr];W[ds];B[gs];W[hs]C[Ko. No good.])
(;B[ds];W[fr]C[No eyes.])
(;B[gs];W[hs]
(;B[fr];W[ds];B[hr];W[is]C[Where are you going with this?])
(;B[ds];W[fr]C[Dead as dead can be.])))
(;B[ds];W[fs];B[fr];W[gs]C[Black can't connect.];B[hs];W[gr]C[Don't you just hate that?]))
(;B[gr];W[fp]
(;B[fq];W[fs]
(;B[iq];W[gs]LB[iq:B]LB[gs:A]C[Dead. A and B are miai.])
(;B[gs];W[iq]LB[iq:B]LB[gs:A]C[Dead. A and B are miai.])
(;B[es]LB[iq:B]LB[gs:A]C[Black dies in gote. A and B are miai.])
(;B[ds]LB[iq:B]LB[gs:A]C[Black dies in gote. A and B are miai.])
(;B[hs]C[Black dies in gote.])
(;B[fr]LB[iq:B]LB[gs:A]C[Black dies in gote. A and B are miai.]))
(;B[fr]LB[iq:B]LB[ds:A]C[Black dies in gote. A and B are miai.])
(;B[fs];W[fq]
(;B[fr]LB[iq:B]LB[ds:A]C[Black dies in gote. A and B are miai.])
(;B[ds];W[js]LB[fr:A]LB[hs:B]C[Black dies. A and B are miai.])
(;B[hs];W[fr];B[ds];W[cs]C[Disaster.])
(;B[iq]LB[fr:B]LB[ds:A]C[Black dies in gote. A and B are miai.]))
(;B[ds];W[js]
(;B[hs];W[fs]C[Right where it hurts.])
(;B[fs];W[fq]LB[fr:A]LB[hs:B]C[Black dies. A and B are miai.])
(;B[fq];W[fs]C[No life for you!])
(;B[fr]C[Yum, more stones for white.]))
(;B[iq];W[fq];B[fr];W[ds];B[es];W[gs]C[Poor black.]))
(;B[ds];W[js]
(;B[fr];W[gs];B[fp];W[fs];B[gr];W[hs]C[Dead.])
(;B[fp];W[fr]LB[gr:B]LB[fs:A]C[Black dies. A and B are miai.])
(;B[gs];W[fp]
(;B[fq];W[hs]C[Multi-step ko and black has to find the first threat. No good.])
(;B[fr];W[fq]C[Dead.]))
(;B[gr];W[fp]
(;B[fq];W[fs]C[Dead.])
(;B[fs];W[fq]LB[fr:A]LB[hs:B]C[Dead. A and B are miai.])))
(;B[iq];W[gs]
(;B[fr];W[fp]LB[ds:A]LB[fs:B]C[Black is dead. A and B are miai.]
(;B[ds];W[fq];B[gr];W[fs]C[Dead.])
(;B[gr];W[ds]C[Black's dead.]))
(;B[gr];W[fp]
(;B[fs];W[fq]
(;B[fr];W[ds]C[Oh well.])
(;B[hs];W[fr];B[ds];W[cs]C[Dead.]))
(;B[fq];W[fs]C[Black dies.])
(;B[hs];W[fs]C[Black dies.]))
(;B[fs];W[fr]
(;B[es];W[gr]C[Black dies.])
(;B[gr];W[es]
(;B[ds];W[fp];B[fs];W[fq]TR[es]C[Black dies with a false eye.])
(;B[fp];W[ds]C[Black dies.])))
(;B[fp];W[fr]
(;B[ds];W[gr];B[fs];W[cs];B[hs];W[es]C[Ko.])
(;B[gr];W[es]
(;B[fq];W[ds];B[hs];W[fs];B[cs];W[fs]C[Dead.])
(;B[ds];W[fs]C[ Seki!CHOICERIGHT])))
(;B[hs];W[fr];B[gr];W[fs]C[Black dies.]))
(;B[gs];W[js]
(;B[fp];W[fr]
(;B[fs];W[ds]C[Dead.])
(;B[gr]LB[ds:A]LB[fs:B]C[Black dies in gote. A and B are miai.]))
(;B[fr];W[fp];B[fq];W[ds];B[es];W[hs]C[Ko, and black has to find first. You can do better.])
(;B[ds];W[fs];B[fr];W[hs]C[Ko. Black needs to find the first threat.]))
(;B[fq];W[iq]
(;B[gs];W[ds];B[es];W[fr])
(;B[fs];W[ds];B[gr];W[hs]))
(;B[fr];W[fp]
(;B[iq];W[gs]
(;B[ds];W[fq];B[gr];W[fs]C[Dead.])
(;B[gr];W[ds]C[Black's dead.]))
(;B[gs];W[js]
(;B[hs];W[fq])
(;B[fq];W[ds];B[es];W[hs]C[Ko.]))
(;B[fq];W[js]
(;B[hs];W[gs];B[gr];W[ds]C[Nope.])
(;B[gs];W[ds];B[es];W[hs]C[Ko. No good.])
(;B[gr];W[ds];B[es];W[hs]C[Dead.])
(;B[ds];W[gs];B[fs];W[hs]C[Dead.])))
(;B[es];W[iq]
(;B[gr];W[hs];B[gs]C[Black cannot live.])
(;B[fr];W[fp];B[gs];W[js];B[fq];W[hs]C[Ko.])
(;B[fp];W[fr]))
(;B[fs];W[gr]
(;B[iq];W[js]
(;B[ds];W[fp];B[fq];W[ir]C[Black can't connect. Ko.])
(;B[ks];W[fp]
(;B[fq];W[js]
(;B[ir];W[ip]C[Ko.])
(;B[ds];W[ir]C[Ko.]))
(;B[ds];W[fq]C[Oh so dead.]))
(;B[fr];W[fp]
(;B[gs];W[fq]
(;B[ds];W[gr];B[gq];W[ir]C[Ko.])
(;B[gr];W[ir]C[Ko, and not a very good one.]))
(;B[fq];W[ds];B[gs];W[ir]C[Ko.])))
(;B[hs];W[js];B[gs];W[fp];B[fq];W[ds]C[Dead.])))