(;AB[sd]AB[rd]AB[qd]AB[qe]AB[pe]AB[pc]AB[nd]AB[md]AB[ld]AB[me]AB[kc]AB[kb]AB[la]AB[mb]AB[oc]AW[se]AW[re]AW[qf]AW[rg]AW[rh]AW[sh]AW[pf]AW[oe]AW[od]AW[pd]AW[ne]AW[mf]AW[le]AW[kd]AW[ke]AW[je]AW[jc]AW[jb]AW[ja]AW[ka]AW[kf]AW[qc]MA[qc]C[White just invaded here. Stop him!]SZ[19] (;B[rc];W[qb] (;B[rb] (;W[pb]C[White misses a key move...CHOICE] (;B[ob];W[oa] (;B[nc]LB[lb:a]LB[lc:b]LB[mc:c]LB[nb:d]C[Whoo-hoo! You're much smarter than I was....... dang it.... These other places work too.RIGHT]) (;B[qa];W[lc] (;B[lb];W[nc] (;B[mc];W[nb]C[Yeah... now everything's dead... Smooth move Ex-Lax.]) (;B[nb];W[mc]C['kay... you're alive... but that sucked... try again.])) (;B[mc];W[lb]C[Yeah... minimize the damage once you realize you've muffed up. That's what I did... (*sigh*) But there's a better way.]) (;B[pa];W[lb]C[That's not cool... You lived but he took you're little babies! Stop him from doing more damage!] (;B[ma];W[mc] (;B[na];W[nc]C[Oh the humanity! Make it stop! Make it stop!!!]) (;B[nc]C[yeah... but there are still greener pastures. Try again... Mr. Cow.]) (;B[nb];W[nc]C[Nooooooo! (-_-) This sucks...])) (;B[mc];W[ma]C[Oh no! Now he's trying to bust his buddy out of prison! Stop them!] (;B[nb];W[la]C[ummm... you could've just killed him and saved yourself a point and a move... Silly-goose! Try everything again!]) (;B[na];W[la]C[Haha! that'll teach 'em! But you still got hurt. Try not to get such a big boo-boo.])) (;B[na];W[mc] (;B[nc];W[ma];B[nb];W[la]C[That's a big ugly mess you got into... Let's not try to play big ugly mess GO... Let's play beautiful happy GO ^_^]) (;B[ma];W[nc]C[Make it go away Mommy! Make it stop!]) (;B[nb];W[nc]C[I think I'm gonna cry...])) (;B[nc];W[ma]C[Oh no! Now he's trying to bust his buddy out of prison! Stop them!] (;B[na];W[la]C[hehe... That'll teach 'em...]) (;B[nb];W[la]C['kay... you could've just killed him...]) (;B[mc];W[na]C[yeah... I'm gonna have to go and dissagree with you on that one...])) (;B[nb];W[mc] (;B[nc];W[ma];B[na];W[la]C[On a scale from 1 to Uncool... this answer might be leaning on the uncool side...]) (;B[ma];W[nc]C[ummm... Let's play a different game...]) (;B[na];W[nc]C[ummm... Let's play a different game...])))) (;B[lc]LB[lb:a]LB[mc:b]LB[nc:c]LB[nb:d]C[Whoo-hoo! (/'.')/ \('o'\) I wish I had been that smart... (*sighness*) These other places work too.RIGHT]) (;B[mc]LB[lb:a]LB[lc:b]LB[nb:c]LB[nc:d]C[Good job! You deserve a pat on the back. These other places also work.RIGHT]) (;B[nb]LB[lb:a]LB[lc:b]LB[mc:c]LB[nc:d]C[Mister Smarty Pants... You deserve a sticker. These other places connect too.RIGHT]) (;B[lb]LB[lc:a]LB[mc:b]LB[nc:c]LB[nb:d]C[Things are connected and looking good... These other places work too.RIGHT]) (;B[pa];W[lc];B[lb];W[nc]C[Today's lesson: Swearing in Japanese: Kuso--!]) (;B[na];W[lc] (;B[mc];W[lb]C[Because of White's mistake you did not have to lose those stones.]) (;B[lb];W[nc] (;B[nb];W[mc]C[Because of White's mistake you did not have to lose those stones.]) (;B[mc];W[nb]) (;B[pa];W[mc]C[Because of White's mistake you did not have to lose those stones.])) (;B[pa];W[lb]C[Because of White's mistake you did not have to lose those stones.]) (;B[qa];W[nc] (;B[nb];W[mc]) (;B[mc];W[nb]) (;B[pa];W[mc]) (;B[lb];W[nb])))) (;B[ra];W[lc] (;B[lb];W[nc] (;B[mc];W[ob]C[(*sigh*)... left side is dead too...]) (;B[ob];W[mc])) (;B[mc];W[lb]C[(*sigh*)])) (;B[nc];W[lc];B[lb];W[ra];B[sb];W[ob] (;B[nb];W[na] (;B[oa];W[pa] (;B[mc];W[ma];B[oa];W[na]C[(*sigh*)... this could take a while...]) (;B[ma];W[mc]C[Ahhhh! Wait! No... Go back!])) (;B[pa];W[qa] (;B[mc];W[oa]C[Black can't push... poor black...]) (;B[ma];W[mc]C[HA! That was funny...]) (;B[sa];W[sc]C[Weeeee!]))) (;B[mc];W[qa] (;B[nb];W[sa]) (;B[oa];W[sa]) (;B[pa];W[sa])) (;B[qa];W[pa] (;B[nb];W[na]C[Don't do that... (pssssssst... it's seki)] (;B[mc];W[ma];B[oa];W[na]C[(*sigh*)... this could take a while...]) (;B[ma];W[mc]C[Ahhhh! Wait! No... Go back!])) (;B[oa];W[na] (;B[nb]C[Grrrrrr... seki stuff...]) (;B[ma];W[nb])))) (;B[qa];W[nc];B[ob];W[lc]C[Ahhh Double Atari... Don't worry... I didn't see this one either... ^_^])) (;W[nc]C[CHOICE] (;B[pb];W[mc] (;B[nb];W[lc];B[lb]C[This is best for both. White gains 8 points, Black retains 14 points in the corner.RIGHT]) (;B[lc];W[lb])) (;B[nb];W[ob];B[mc];W[pb];B[nc];W[ra];B[sb];W[na] (;B[oa];W[lb] (;B[lc]C[Seki.]) (;B[pa];W[qa] (;B[oa];W[lc]) (;B[lc];W[oa])) (;B[ma];W[lc]) (;B[qa];W[pa];B[lc]C[Seki])) (;B[qa];W[lb] (;B[lc]C[Seki]) (;B[pa];W[oa] (;B[qa];W[lc]) (;B[lc];W[qa])) (;B[oa];W[pa];B[lc]C[Seki]) (;B[ma];W[lc])) (;B[lb]C[Seki]) (;B[lc]C[Seki]) (;B[pa];W[oa])) (;B[mc];W[ob];B[nb];W[pb];B[nc];W[ra];B[sb];W[na] (;B[oa];W[lb] (;B[lc]C[Seki.]) (;B[pa];W[qa] (;B[oa];W[lc]) (;B[lc];W[oa])) (;B[ma];W[lc]) (;B[qa];W[pa];B[lc]C[Seki])) (;B[qa];W[lb] (;B[lc]C[Seki]) (;B[pa];W[oa] (;B[qa];W[lc]) (;B[lc];W[qa])) (;B[oa]) (;B[ma];W[lc])) (;B[lb]C[Seki]) (;B[lc]C[Seki]) (;B[pa];W[oa])))) (;B[pb];W[rb]C[If the problem was ''Let white have the corner'' than you'd be awesome!])) (;B[qb];W[rc] (;B[rb];W[sc]C[Let's play Old Maid... Yeah! Old Maid gets really intense once you get down to the last 3 cards! Which one to pick... Which one is the Maid! Ahh! The pressure!]) (;B[sc];W[sb]C['kay... the problem was to STOP white from causing damage... It's okay... We're all confused once in a while.])))