(;AB[cp]AB[dq]AB[dr]AB[ds]AB[eq]AB[ep]AB[eo]AB[fo]AW[fp]AW[fq]AW[fr]AW[er]AW[cl]AW[cq]AW[cr]AW[bp]AW[iq]AP[goproblems] (;B[bo];W[co]C[My wife left me today.];B[cn];W[dp]C[Yesterday, my house burnt down.] (;B[do];W[cp]C[Tomorrow, if my dog dies, my life will be the perfect country and western song.] (;B[bn]C[Good. You solved the problem. I hope this has brought some transient happiness into your time upon this cruel and tearful earth.RIGHT]) (;B[bm]C[Why not play b6 and make my life easier?RIGHT]) (;B[an];W[bm]C[This is not as good for b as it could be . . . .])) (;B[bn]C[Tomorrow, if my dog dies, my life will be the perfect country and western song.RIGHT]) (;B[bm]C[Tomorrow, if my dog dies, my life will be the perfect country and western song.RIGHT])) (;B[co];W[bo]C[I'm sad. So much in this world brings pain and heart ache.];B[bn];W[cn]C[I'm lonely. And you just let white live. So now I'm not so lonely, because you are sad with me.]) (;B[bq];W[br]C[Can anything make this terrifying lonliness go away?];B[bo];W[aq]C[You must be lonely too. To let white live like this. You want friends. I'll be your friend. You'll be my only one . . .]) (;B[br];W[co]C[White has escaped. I grieve with you. But my grief was already infinite, so you can't really tell the difference.]))